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Old 20th August 2007, 07:52 PM
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Conchial plays doctor

I delivered the latest in my succession of heirs on our bathroom floor last night.
An 8lb 15oz boy. He was in a bit of a hurry. Tired now.
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Old 20th August 2007, 07:54 PM
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Congrats and well done that man!
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Old 20th August 2007, 07:54 PM
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Re: Conchial plays doctor

Well done , congrats to all


ps Who gets to clean up the mess
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Old 20th August 2007, 07:59 PM
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Re: Conchial plays doctor

Congrats and very well done!
How did you know what to do?
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Old 20th August 2007, 07:59 PM
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Re: Conchial plays doctor

nice one.
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Old 20th August 2007, 08:04 PM
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Re: Conchial plays doctor

Were you expecting to have a home-birth? Fuck me mate - fair play, and congrats!!
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Old 20th August 2007, 08:06 PM
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Re: Conchial plays doctor

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Who gets to clean up the mess

That was an interesting part of the morning.
We had just bought those towels too.

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How did you know what to do?

911 & Blackberry speaker phone.
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Old 20th August 2007, 08:07 PM
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Re: Conchial plays doctor

Congrats and well done.
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Old 20th August 2007, 08:08 PM
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Re: Conchial plays doctor

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Were you expecting to have a home-birth? Fuck me mate - fair play, and congrats!!


Eh, that would be a no.
I was downstairs working on filing a flight plan and I hear a moan from upstairs.
20 minutes later I had a little squirming young fella in my hands. Madness I tell ya.
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Re: Conchial plays doctor

fried placenta for breakfast?
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Old 20th August 2007, 08:11 PM
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Re: Conchial plays doctor

well done you and particularly to Mrs Conchial.
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Old 20th August 2007, 08:14 PM
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Re: Conchial plays doctor

Congratulations & well done that man!
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Old 20th August 2007, 08:15 PM
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Re: Conchial plays doctor

Wow.. congratulations to you both..
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Old 20th August 2007, 08:19 PM
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Re: Conchial plays doctor

Congrats Conch and family, were you shitting it?
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Old 20th August 2007, 08:32 PM
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Re: Conchial plays doctor

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Eh, that would be a no.
I was downstairs working on filing a flight plan and I hear a moan from upstairs.
20 minutes later I had a little squirming young fella in my hands. Madness I tell ya.

Did you get the flight plan in?
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