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Old 23rd March 2000, 10:53 AM
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Men who needs them!!

c'mon sisters, lets tell them where to get off

we have batteries so who needs them

we have sperm banks so who needs them
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Old 23rd March 2000, 10:57 AM
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Alright feck you then. As they say You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a w#@k!
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Old 23rd March 2000, 12:15 PM
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I will always be needed by women. Women love me and I love women. Is it wrong for a 28yr old man to be going out with a 16yr old schoolgirl? She is a bit tubby but dynamite in the sack. mmmm that uniform.
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Old 23rd March 2000, 12:29 PM
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You're right. I'm just still pissed. Some men are worth saving.
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Old 23rd March 2000, 12:31 PM
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They're all worth saving just not all are worth letting yourself get close to. Vulnerability is a pisser.
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Old 23rd March 2000, 12:43 PM
booty
 
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I could do with a bloke at the moment, need big hug to stop the pain of my hangover!!!!

I've sort of got a new bloke, he stayed at mine on Friday and I woke up to find I was being massaged from head to toe! Mmmmmmm,

so they do have their uses!!
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Old 23rd March 2000, 12:45 PM
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Are you sure it was a massage booty, he might have just been rubbing something nasty off his hands!!
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Old 23rd March 2000, 12:46 PM
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either way babe it is the way to wake up!!!
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Old 23rd March 2000, 01:31 PM
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Does anyone want my man, he's tall, dark, extremely nice arse, however is very clingy!
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Old 23rd March 2000, 01:38 PM
booty
 
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no ta ratarsed, I'm in the rare position that I actually have one of my own!

Clingy is not cool.....spose it's quite sweet to a certain extent....
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Old 23rd March 2000, 01:40 PM
Zach
 
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Bohemia with that kind of anger obviously you do.

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Old 23rd March 2000, 03:08 PM
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Clingy can be quite nice to a point but it can also be the beginning of the end.
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Old 23rd March 2000, 03:17 PM
Zach
 
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Jumpers should be clingy, not people.
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Old 23rd March 2000, 03:19 PM
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Clingy jumpers? The ones that stick to ye cos of all the static? I've seen a spark jump 6 inches from a persons finger to a metal object cos of clingy jumpers! No, jumpers shouldn't be clingy!
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Old 23rd March 2000, 03:23 PM
Zach
 
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Joefuz in the big city girls wear tight knit jumpers not the static-ridden barn yard variety you don in the country.
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