Kidnapped...

[Snarf]

Snarf went back to his desk today, to find two envelopes on my desk.

One contained this letter:-

“If you want your bitch back alive, leave € 1,000,000 in used notes in the Dumpster outside ****** by no later than 6PM today 20/4/04. If I don’t see the money by 6, you will receive that ho of yours piece by piece in the post.”

The Bitch that is being referred to is a small doll which was given to Snarf.

Also in the post was her arm, and some of her hair....

Do you reckon i`ll get this from petty cash.......

[DNS]

means you're gay

[AeroPhile]

heheheh...

Put the million on the head of the kidnapper.

[BlueChip]

Any suspects?

[Snarf]

Originally posted by BlueChip
Any suspects?

..several...apparantly i have to leave the money in the Bins outside the Barge....

[lil_lady]

Sounds interesting, i'm new by the way, why do you keep a doll on your desk? I'm asuming you're male from the line " If you want your bitch....."

[commando]

Originally posted by DNS
means you're gay

This is more appropriate than usual, if you keep dolls on your desk... ;)

[Snarf]

Originally posted by lil_lady
Sounds interesting, i'm new by the way, why do you keep a doll on your desk? I'm asuming you're male from the line " If you want your bitch....."

..she was my surrogate girlfriend.....

[crikeymikey]

Originally posted by Snarf
Snarf went back to his desk today, to find two envelopes on my desk.

One contained this letter:-

“If you want your bitch back alive, leave € 1,000,000 in used notes in the Dumpster outside ****** by no later than 6PM today 20/4/04. If I don’t see the money by 6, you will receive that ho of yours piece by piece in the post.”

The Bitch that is being referred to is a small doll which was given to Snarf.

Also in the post was her arm, and some of her hair....

Do you reckon i`ll get this from petty cash.......

Leave a note in the bins saying: If you want the bitch's arm and bit of hair back, leave a hundred grand on my desk before 9 or you'll start chopping fingers off the severed limb!

[Baron Von Chickenpants]

Do you reckon i`ll get this from petty cash....... [/B][/QUOTE]

Try Pretty Cash. Sounds like they're sort of case. :)

[lil_lady]

Originally posted by Snarf
..she was my surrogate girlfriend.....

so, did u get the bitch back?

[Snarf]

No, got E.Mailed some pictures of her.

[joe90]

monopoly money?