campaign agin walkers

[CEO]

Man I hate Walkers crisps. They taste horrible, and now murts tells me they're flogging off their substandard wares for cheap, making things difficult for decent crisps everywhere.
So I'm calling for a boycott of Walkers horrible crisps.

[Rasher]

Sign me up Chiefy !

[Drifter2]

Despite my addiction to their Sea Salt 'n' Cracked Black Pepper Sensations, count me in. This sort of scumminess musn't go unpunished.

[Murtikins]

Their salt'n'vinegar aren't bad, but the problem with their crisps is that they're so....clinical. It's like getting a plate of sandwiches with all the nasty crusts removed.

They've dropped the price of their cheese'n'onion to 20c, which has forced Tayto to follow suit.

Boo to Walkers! Leave our Tayto alone!

The first person to mention "market forces" has to shove a pumpkin up his/her hole.

[Drifter2]

There's something suspiciously "perfect" about Walkers crippers.

[Drifter2]

We should start a baseless rumour about them.

[Mossy]

I HATE any kind of flavoured crips including Cheese 'n' Onion.

Walkers plain crips are yer only man :D :p

[CEO]

STOP! Mossy, put the crisps down and take three steps back.

[magicbastarder]

can we have a campaign against the explanation as to what hunky dory means on the back of hunky dorys packets?

[tinsel]

what does hunky dory mean on the back of the packets?

[Spanky]

No. People who read crisp packets get all they deserve.

I think Walker's crisps always look undercooked. And 'plain' or 'ready-salted' are NOT flavours, they're lack-of-flavours.

Burn 'em all I say!! Bring back Sam Spudz Smokey Bacon.

[Baron Von Chickenpants]

When I read the thread title I thought it was some sort of campaign against country ramblers.....:confused:

[CEO]

shush. We'll go into silly product names another day. Today we're concentrating on the inferior product that is Walkers crisps and how to make it go away.

[magicbastarder]

i'm not going to demean myself and type out what it says on the back of hunky dorys.

[Paddylekker]

Walkers salt and vinegar are so infinitely superior to Tayto that it is a wonder that the Irish company has the audacity to even compete with them.

Where do I sign up for the anti-Tayto campaign?

[CEO]

You go someplace else where they tolerate that kind of blasphemy.

[Murtikins]

You're just trying to be different for the sake of it, Paddy.

It doesn't impress the chicks here, y'know.

They want a man who EATS the crusts on his cucumber sandwiches and DAMNS the consequences.

And that man is a TAYTO MAN.

http://www.taytocrisps.ie/img/sitemap/taytobullet02.gif

[aken]

Originally posted by Murtikins

They've dropped the price of their cheese'n'onion to 20c, which has forced Tayto to follow suit.


So competition is bad?

Go join SIPTU! :p

[Mossy]

Originally posted by CEO
take three steps back.

So ! You want me to fall from my sixth floor office to the pavement below - bitch :D

When I read the thread title I thought it was some sort of campaign against country ramblers.....

Me too - that was my initial reaction :laugh: :rolleyes: :laugh:


And 'plain' or 'ready-salted' are NOT flavours, they're lack-of-flavours.

No they're not. They are POTATO CRISPS and should taste like that not like some shite infused vinegar/prawn/smoky bacon cardboard.

[Murtikins]

aken, I know you only typed that to be in with a chance for some anal-pumpkin action but I'm keeping it for someone who really needs it.

[Paddylekker]

Originally posted by Murtikins
You're just trying to be different for the sake of it, Paddy.

It doesn't impress the chicks here, y'know.

They want a man who EATS the crusts on his cucumber sandwiches and DAMNS the consequences.

And that man is a TAYTO MAN.

http://www.taytocrisps.ie/img/sitemap/taytobullet02.gif

If it means not impressing CEO, I'll cry myself to sleep for a couple of days but I reckon I'll survive.

More importantly what is Mr Tayto (above) doing with his right hand?

[aken]

Originally posted by Murtikins
some anal-pumpkin action

from CEO........ :eek:

[Murtikins]

This graphic was originally intended for Tayto's new "scratch'n'sniff" section of their website which promoted their new scampi-flavoured range.

His right hand is foraging for ingredients while his left invites you to have a good nostril full of goodness.

[CEO]

ah lads here less of it. I'm a bit fragile today.

Who eats salt and vinegar flavoured crisps anyway? I thought they were for 11 year old boys!

[superfly]

http://www.cantrellandcochrane.com/img/pics/king.gif

yer only man!

[what]

Originally posted by Murtikins
This graphic was originally intended for Tayto's new "scratch'n'sniff" section of their website which promoted their new scampi-flavoured range.



are you it wasn't the cottage cheese one that they never launched

[BB]

hmm. i dont know what tayto's are but i dont like walkers crisps. infact i only like plain hula hoops, skips and cheese quavers. i went through a stage of liking the walkers sensations crackers thingies, but i dont like them anymore.

i love thinking out loud. so there

:p

[montagne]

A-ha, but you get 6grams more for your 20c with Tayto than Walkers.

You see Tayto already had the plan to sell their product for 20c during their anniversary but they were gazzumped by Walkers.

Long live Tayto Spring Onion flavour in the green packet. Why oh why were they discontinued?

[Paddylekker]

Originally posted by CEO
ah lads here less of it. I'm a bit fragile today.

Who eats salt and vinegar flavoured crisps anyway? I thought they were for 11 year old boys!

I eat them and if they attract 11 year old boys, all the better.

[Mossy]

How oh how can ANYONE eat "flavoured" crisps ??
And it's all synthetic flavouring too.

Yer ONLY crisps...................................

http://walkers.corpex.com/cr15p5/walkpix/prodpix2/crisps_rs.gif

And a list of "flavours"......................

Barbecue
Beef & Onion
Cheese & Onion
Chicken Tikka Masala
Chinese Spare Rib
Heinz Tomato Ketchup
Marmite Yeast Extract
Pickled Onion
Prawn Cocktail
Roast Chicken
Salt & Vinegar
Smoky Bacon
Sweet & Sour
Turkey & Paxo
Worcester Sauce


Dear god !! The mind boggles.

[montagne]

Oh GOD!! Tomato flavoured Lays, they are the dogs danglies!
But I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, cheese and onion Hunky Dorys and Crème Eggs are better than illicit sex.

[Griffin]

Walkers are owned by Lays & they're slowly "harmonising" the product range

[Pógxsmuhowney Pohl]

There is only one real crisp in this world Charlie's Chips..Their slogan is " LADIES!..store some fat in them thighs for winter"

[Mossy]

Originally posted by CEO
ah lads here less of it. I'm a bit fragile today.



See ! Ya starts something ! Stirs the shit ! Get everyone at each other's throats over a MAJOR issue that could have wide-ranging political and social implications and then pull the old female I'm a bit fragile today excuse.

And ask me to commit hari kari by jumping out the office window over it !!

Typical bloody woman :D

[Joefuz]

Originally posted by Drifter
There's something suspiciously "perfect" about Walkers crippers. There's never a green one, or a burnt one in them... There's something wrong with that...

[blather]

Naturally, I assumed this thread was about slow walking (http://www.blather.net/shitegeist/000035.htm)

[Joefuz]

Originally posted by Drifter
There's something suspiciously "perfect" about Walkers crippers. There's never a green one, or a burnt one in them... There's something wrong with that...

[what]

Originally posted by Joefuz
There's never a green one, or a burnt one in them... There's something wrong with that...

Err

Quality Control

[Joefuz]

Originally posted by what
Err

Quality Control If they had quality control, none of their smokey bacon crisps would leave the factory cos they are all shite. And orange.

[what]

Originally posted by Joefuz
If they had quality control, none of their smokey bacon crisps would leave the factory cos they are all shite. And orange.


So Joey
your complaint against Walkers is that they are unionist crisps

[Mossy]

Originally posted by what

your complaint against Walkers is that they are unionist crisps

DOWN WITH WALKERS AND POPERY :D