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Mad Puppy
1st September 2003, 01:46 PM
From Ananova

Passengers on an internal flight in Brazil are suing the airline over "inappropriate" comments made by the pilot.

They say the pilot made them feel "scared and nervous" with his comments on a flight from Rio de Janeiro to Vitoria.
The Gol airlines flights was scheduled to take one hour but took more than five hours and ended up at a different airport.

Passenger Ari Vieira Augusto told Terra Noticias Populares: "When he announced we couldn't land in Vitoria due to bad weather, he said he had some good news and some bad news.

"The good news was that he had made a good take off and the bad was that no airplanes were being successful in landing at our destination, and he didn't explain anything else.

"He was crazy, irresponsible and a joker. He said we were 10,000 feet above ground, 46 celsius degrees below zero and that he wouldn't advise anyone to get out of the airplane without a heavy coat."

Passengers also told how the pilot insisted on trying to land at Vitoria even after he knew the conditions weren't good.

They say he got to within 200 metres of the runway when he suddenly turned away, terrifying the passengers. The plane went on to land in the city of Belo Horizonte after another hour.

Passenger Henrique Rebelo added: "At the end the pilot even had the nerve to ask if we were as dizzy as him because of all the turns he had to make!"

CEO
1st September 2003, 01:48 PM
Oh come on, EVERYBODY loves a funny pilot!

Jodus
1st September 2003, 01:53 PM
I bet he was drunk as a priest...

Mad Puppy
1st September 2003, 02:04 PM
Remember a charter flight from a company called Peach Air.
Before takeoff from Gatwick, it took 20 minutes to close the door. On approach, the pilot veered sharply left and right almost to the moment we touched down - could see the runway appearing and disappearing from view out the window. Then it..bounced...bounced...bounced hard before finally getting a grip on the ground. When it slowed down, we all applauded in gratitude and sheer hysterical relief.
Pilot stayed in the cockpit until we'd left.

PinkNFluffy
1st September 2003, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by Mad Puppy
Remember a charter flight from a company called Peach Air.
Before takeoff from Gatwick, it took 20 minutes to close the door. On approach, the pilot veered sharply left and right almost to the moment we touched down - could see the runway appearing and disappearing from view out the window. Then it..bounced...bounced...bounced hard before finally getting a grip on the ground. When it slowed down, we all applauded in gratitude and sheer hysterical relief.
Pilot stayed in the cockpit until we'd left.

I was on that flight! And we were all dying from the night before too. Thought I'd never get off that plane.. Whats Peach an anagram for? Cheap..

Was also on a Ryanair flight to Dublin through bad turbulance so the landing was as hairy as above - the pilot came on at the end and said he hoped we'd all enjoyed that as much as he had. :eek:

Kiwi_Mark
2nd September 2003, 02:16 PM
Wellington Airport in NZ is a complete DOG for landings. It's flanked by small mountains/big hills, with the sea at one end and Wellington Harbour at the other.

It gets Antarctic winds meeting westerlies from the Tasman Sea, so it can be a hoor of a place for flying.

We used to sit at the sea-end of the runway and watch the planes crabbing their way in to land, knowing the poor sod's on board are probably revisiting breakfast.

Trivia:

Most of the flat bits of Wellington City - including the airport - are built on land that surfaced after an earthquake in the 1840's (or was manually reclaimed after that quake).

The city has FIVE fault-lines running through it, and almost all its residential areas are on the side of mountains.

OK, so we have an airport and downtown area (including Parliament) built on reclaimed land, all the houses are perched on the side of steep hills, and there are five (FIVE!) fault lines, in the capital city of a country that straddles two tectonic plates......anybody see a pattern emerging?

Cool city, though.

me
2nd September 2003, 02:29 PM
Trying to scare me into not going?? ;)
five fault lines - I didnt realise that!!! http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/sprachlos/speechless-smiley-023.gif

TheStifster
2nd September 2003, 02:36 PM
applauding after a hairy landing is one thing, applauding after a noremal landing really pisses me off, i feel like getting up and shouting

[b]"have you never been on a plane before your shower of muppets!!!

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ok it's not a plane.....and i wanted to say knackers but....

Bramble
2nd September 2003, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by TheStifster
applauding after a hairy landing is one thing, applauding after a noremal landing really pisses me off, i feel like getting up and shouting

[b]"have you never been on a plane before your shower of muppets!!!



Went I did the US flights we would be the ones to start clapping (out of sight) to see if all the older US tourists would follow suit.

As easy as getting Draco drunk as a lord.....