Last Night

[Pete]

Right folks time to tell all! Some of us are on seats edge to hear about what happended.

[gib]

BigJoe scored with Eli....

[Viscount]

Do tell more ... and was it a case of bad disco lighting...? http://216.71.178.219/rant/wink.gif

[Adonis]

yes folks, what happened and who went....

[Joefuz]

I don't think we'll be seeing the main players in this for a while.

[Viscount]

Oh well ... time to srat the rumours.

Did you know that .....

[Busaras]

joefuz, we're all well hard.... of course we're in work....

[Busaras]

it was a very cultured evening..... bigjoe and myself discussed Voltaire while the others discussed the finer points of japanese culture...

[Bigjoe]

Good morning children. I trust we are all keeping well. The night went very well. So much so there is talk of a P45 weekend away. 5 people turned up in all. Eli, PJ, Bus, shakuhachi and myself.

I left well pissed at about 10.15pm because I had the car. Still ended up in me local til about 1.00am and so I am dying now. Don't know where the others headed. Good night though.

[Bigjoe]

As for me scoring with Eli. I WISH. Boys let me tell you this. I did not think it possible but she is even more lovely in real life then she is on the boards.

[Busaras]

PJ managed to pull one of that bus load of women after you left Bigjoe... http://216.71.178.219/rant/wink.gif

[Joefuz]

OK Bigjoe, yer just making us jealous now.

[Joefuz]

Yer not hard Busaras! I saw a stuffed animal in that pic of yer old office, and it wasn't on that lass's computer either!

[Busaras]

seriously... no-one seemed to a be a psycho.... http://216.71.178.219/rant/smile.gif except me....

[Busaras]

and me....

[Banshee]

hmmm...suspicious lack of Eli/PJ/Shak this morning leads me to conclusion that last night went *really* well and they are now shacked up in some seedy menage-a-trois-type-situation....

[Newguy]

There's only two Busaras's, two Busaraaas, there's only two Busaras's!!!!

This message was not edited me!

[Elimare]

Have been up since half six lads. In meetings since 8 this morning....

Drinking coffee to try and keep myself awake... gah!

[Joefuz]

Ah poor Eli. The lads kicked you out of the bed at that time of the morning. Dear oh dear.

[shaggy]

C'mon everybody. get back to the big questions on everybody's lips. Did anyone have a shag? And did The Shadow turn up?

[Joefuz]

Well, since Eli was the only woman there, and I doubt if she took part in a gang bang type thing, an even with their dubious sexuality, I doubt if the lads did anything untoward. But Busraras reckons PJ pulled elsewhere, so ye never know.
http://216.71.178.219/rant/wink.gif

[Elimare]

my dubious sexuality?? that was mentioned last night too, where the hell is this coming from?

Of course the burning question should really be WHERE the hell was Sheila Feelit and gib??

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[Joefuz]

I meant the lads dubious sexuality.
And I think yours comes from not reacting whenever someone is attempting to tackle you. (I'm not thinking of meself here, cos I never tried anything). http://216.71.178.219/rant/wink.gif

[Elimare]

err um, maybe I've missed something, who's tried to tackle me?

[Busaras]

pj didnt pull anything last night unless he went back in... that comment is just for 4ofUS's pleasure..... http://216.71.178.219/rant/smile.gif

[Joefuz]

Quit trying to change the subject Eli. So did ye pull or what?
I'm sure BigJoe had a good try anyway. he seemed quite taken with you earlier.

[Elimare]

Where is PJ this morning? He must've woken up dead...

[gib]

Wanted to go so much....Bitch to get from, from Sandyford....The next one should be on a Friday night so clubbing can be on the cards after!...

Bus, did you bring your camera!?

Eli, did BigJoe try to pull you then....he's licking your arse big time.....

[Busaras]

anonymity was preferred....

reckon pj's head is sore

[Joefuz]

I agree with Gib. BigJoe has never been that pleasant to someone ever on these boards.
And where are the bloody pics!!! Get them down the 1 hour photo now!

[gib]

"I did not think it possible but she is even more lovely in real life then she is on the boards"............whats the crack there BigJoe, has our Eli made a big impact on ya.....guess whos in love folks....! hehehe....

[Joefuz]

Well good luck to the pair of them. I better get an invite to the wedding though. http://216.71.178.219/rant/wink.gif

[banshee1]

ya know I reckon they didn't meet at all!

[Bigjoe]

My god, is day and age can a gentleman not be plesent with a young lady without all kinds of inuendo being applied.

Eli don't mind them. It's not your fault that you make me want to be a better person.

Bus, from what I remember you had a digital camera. Come on, get the photos up. Let the others see eli. They will fogive my strange behaviour then.

[Elimare]

I think about all that will be seen is my hand over the lens.

[gib]

"It's not your fault that you make me want to be a better person".....Im sorry, but I think Im going to be sick.....

(BigJoe you met her one night and she has changed your life???? - get with it man....)

Eli - what "exactly" did you do to this guy!?

PJ - no Mary last night??? (- "there may be trouble ahead.....")

God I love Fridays...

[shakuhachi]

I'm here all right, but as for last night,
I just can't bring myself to describe the
sheer depravity and decadence of it all,
it's too emotionally upsetting.
It makes cabaret look like Blue Peter!

My God! The horror! The horror!

[Joefuz]

Ah dear, ye's are all getting very defensive. Something musta happened last night http://216.71.178.219/rant/wink.gif What do ye reckon Gib? I think it's our duty to get to the bottom of it and expose the naked dirty truth of it all.
Contacts will be contacted. Informers will inform. Brown envelopes will be passed around. The truth shall be known.

[Elimare]

where was it ye dissapeared to anyway shak?

[Busaras]

this will explain everything....


http://www.p45.net/illus/caught.jpg

[shakuhachi]

Eli, down the road to the Mont Claire hotel,
where a foreign meets Irish student/businessman social club I helped organise was having their last meeting
before the Xmas break.
Wish I hadn't gone as it was much more
fun with you guys, but I had promised and
was eagerly awaited (I'm the life of
the party doncha know).

[shakuhachi]

Busaras, that photo! Friggin' hell I didn't
realise you'd followed me!

[Elimare]

haha Busaras

[paddy_james]

Good afternoon folks.
Just got into work.
Im rather terse today, um went to RiRas afterwards. Not well. Im sick very sick.

[Elimare]

Jaysus, ye were walking hte wrong direction fer RiRA's weren't ye?

Just had a big steak sambo for lunch to soadk up the alcohol.... feeling a bit better now...

[This message has been edited by Elimare (edited 10 December 1999).]

[paddy_james]

Eli me thinks reason went out the window at some stage last night.
I may have been drunk.

[Bigjoe]

Just had 3 pieces of chicken and Chips. Beginning to come around.

PJ, did you go to the disco on your own??

[paddy_james]

Nah somehow made contact wid one of my mates. Met him and some others in there. Too pissed to dance. Got this sinking feeling that i was more pissed than you lot last night- just hoping i didnt rant to much. Ah to hell with, still companies given me 6 pints free for this evening. Cant complain.

[Viscount]

All right then I think that a rematch is called for, some weekend in January. I'm getting me arse into gear and getting over there.

Joey, do you fancy coming cross country for the event..?

[Elimare]

PJ, I thought I was grand, but according to my flatmate I bounced around the house faliing all over the place when I got in.... and me thinking I was being quiet as a church mouse...

[Joefuz]

I dunno Vis. January isn't good for me. It would take a bit of organising. More than last night, but we'll see.

[paddy_james]

Well i was hoping you lot was cos i was absolutely locked.
Quiet - elimare um sorry must have met your twin last night.

[paddy_james]

i have a recollection of shaku.. asking the women in the bar were they Sheelia feelit. Cant be true can it?

[Elimare]

it's true...

[paddy_james]

whats the story on the piccys?
Far too dark ? (i'll be cringing for weeks otherwise)

[shakuhachi]

PJ, I think they thought I was a
Rumanian baby.

[Elimare]

I also seem to remember yerself and Busaras trying to schmooze yer way into the girls party downstairs, posing as a couple of 'journos'

[Viscount]

What sort of place was this..?

[Joefuz]

Well, it might have helped if he knew her name was Mairead. How do I know this? I looked at her profile.

[paddy_james]

oh shite. It might have worked. Pity they was all gorgeous ladies too.

[Busaras]

we nearly made it xcept for the little bald barman who threatened to kick me out when i refferred to him as the "little bald barman"

[shakuhachi]

Bus, you've a real way with people.

[Bigjoe]

I had to keep on reminding myself that the break was the middle peddle.

[Viscount]

I thought automatics only had two pedels..!

[Busaras]

thanks shakuhachi i know.... http://216.71.178.219/rant/smile.gif

unfortunate cos that room was full of nice attractive young women.....

[Elimare]

Now lads, I did try and get some info from the girls fer ye...

[shakuhachi]

Bus, so it was, and so was the place I
went on to, the only difference being
that I was with them. Subtle distinction
there I know http://216.71.178.219/rant/smile.gif

But why're complaining, wasn't the
charming Elimare's company not good
enough for ye?

[Bigjoe]

More then enough for me.

[4ofUs]

I think someone has a serious crush going on.......

[shakuhachi]

Hah, 4ofUs, you're one to talk http://216.71.178.219/rant/smile.gif

But no, I always go boogle-eyed and
drool after 6 pints.

[Viscount]

Ahhhh the joys of beer goggles.

[4ofUs]

I never said I wasn't, shak.

[Doh!]

so what did everyone think of each other.....

[shakuhachi]

Doh, dya mean before or after the beers?

[Doh!]

both....

did the expectations match reality

[shakuhachi]

For me anyway I had a great time with a
great bunch of people. Even
though I'm a tekkie myself, I was afraid
of boring crud all night about server
downtimes and modem speeds. Totally
the opposite, we were laughing most of
the night.

[Joefuz]

Seen it before. It's all getting to be old hat, innit?

[city slicker]

Just got the 5 O' clock Shadow in my mail box....somebody is on the ball...despite last nights merriment!

[Busaras]

what can i say... well practised at getting up the morning after the night before

[The Shadow]

Thank you kind citizens, but I and Mrs Shadwo weren't on the batter last night.

[The Shadow]

Well, we had a glass or two of Chateau Shadeau at home, hence the slight slip while typing "Shawod". Feck. Did it again. Back in my box again till next Friday.

[Adonis]

O sweet mother of jesus,


you mean you didnt talk about the joys of Unix, Apache, XWindows and Pico all night.....

goddammitt to hell

[Joefuz]

Wayhay! They're normal people!

[Elimare]

It was rather eerily like a discussion on the boards...

[Joefuz]

Well, it had the same people, why shouldn't the convo be the same?

[Elimare]

True enough Joey, but don't you know anything about the 'net by this stage? A lot of people are completely different in real-life to their on-line persona...


For example I'm much quieter and very shy in r/l...

[Joefuz]

yeah, I know that Eli, but you all "knew" each other already, so all the ice had been broken (and put in a glass with some whiskey no doubt).
You probably won't believe it, but I'm painfully shy IRL. It's sad really. http://www.p45.net/rant/frown.gif

[Bigjoe]

Christ Eli shy!!! that akin to saying Hitler was a humanitarian.

[Joefuz]

She was all over ye then Bigjoe? Your charms forced her out of her shell eh? http://www.p45.net/rant/wink.gif

[Bigjoe]

Now stop it Joe. I'm not getting drawn into this. I'm ill at the moment. 6 nights in a row are catching up with me.

[Joefuz]

Ah poor BigJoe. Everyone say "Aww!"

[paddy_james]

Sounds like your jealous joey more like.

[Joefuz]

Nah, not really. Odds are I'll never met any of ye, so the odds were even less that I'd be able to charm Eli out of anything.