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Murtikins
7th March 2003, 08:57 AM
Forgot to charge the MP3 player last night, so twas radio accompaniment this morning.
Decided to give Tubridy a whirl. He plays the Beatles. Not bad. Then he brings on obligatory prattling southside vacuum Claire. The following ensues :
RT : "What's your husband's name?"
SB : "Neooo, neo waey"
RT : "C'mon, what's his name?"
SB : "We are like, SEW not geoing there"
RT : "But you're married, aren't you?"
SB : "Yes"
RT : "To who?"
SB : "Ai purson"
RT : "And what's his name?"
SB : "Eoo, you're like such ai bad person. You're bad, bad-"
<click>
The transmission was surprisingly clear, considering they had their heads stuck up each other's bumcracks at the time.
Unbelievable. I'd rather listen to a late-night knackerFM phone-in about the farmer protest.
superfly
7th March 2003, 09:01 AM
whatcha listening to on your mp3 player?
Zenith
7th March 2003, 09:01 AM
You do that accent well. A little too well.
Murtikins
7th March 2003, 09:06 AM
Originally posted by superfly
whatcha listening to on your mp3 player?
<haughty sniff>
Any one of 60 albums.
Cause I have dis (http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000050NPX/ref=sr_aps_electronics_1_1/026-0255482-6238030) and it has freed me from morning radio mundanity.
Oh, and music-wise it's mostly Cousteau. With a bit of Phillip Glass for when I'm a bit too chirpy.
Busaras
7th March 2003, 09:07 AM
Murtikins is Ryan Tubridy
Murtikins
7th March 2003, 09:08 AM
It's a fair cop.
I am secretly a 2fm presenter.
I spent the first 15 years of my life in Foxrock before being sold into a life of thralldom in Kerry. That explains, loike, the accent you kneow.
dr_bob
7th March 2003, 09:16 AM
Originally posted by Murtikins
[B]Forgot to charge the MP3 player last night, so twas radio accompaniment this morning.
Decided to give Tubridy a whirl. He plays the Beatles. Not bad. Then he brings on obligatory prattling southside vacuum Claire. The following ensues :
RT : "What's your husband's name?"
SB : "Neooo, neo waey"
RT : "C'mon, what's his name?"
SB : "We are like, SEW not geoing there"
RT : "But you're married, aren't you?"
SB : "Yes"
RT : "To who?"
SB : "Ai purson"
RT : "And what's his name?"
SB : "Eoo, you're like such ai bad person. You're bad, bad-"
<click>
B]
conicidently I tried listening to the radio this morning on the way in...(pda/mp3 player died a death last week,so I dug out the walkman:()..and coincidently heard the above conversation..made it to about line 4 and then switched over to vice city radio(aka sun fm)to help keep my sanity ...who lets these f£$kwits (Annoying South Side-woman )on radio anyway...
(cant wait till I get the new pocket pc and I can go back to the land of happy listenin' mp3's ):)
Murtikins
7th March 2003, 09:19 AM
These fizzheads are doing for southside folk what dubya is doing for US folk.
birdbath
7th March 2003, 09:23 AM
murt. it's time for action...
i propose we form a new radical terrorist organisation specifically dedicated to wiping southside wankers off the face of the earth. i'll bring de balaclavas and you can bring de fertilizer.
now, we just need a name...
shakabu
7th March 2003, 09:36 AM
I thought that there wasn't an accent on the planet that made me as sick to my stomach as what I like to call the "UCD accent", that nauseating arrogant complacent privelige just oozing out of the oily bastards like pus.
But I have found that it's british equivalent, the lesser spotted English boy-man is infinitely more infuriating. Sometimes, when I'm queuing for my sangwidge at lunchtime and I hear one of these old-school-scarf wearing fuckchops ordering his "Prawn and Avocado on broooun" I almost wish that the lining of my jacket might be C4 instead of a nylon fibre.
that is all.
Amergin
7th March 2003, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by birdbath
dedicated to wiping southside wankers off
Well you can count me out of that little project.
shakabu
7th March 2003, 09:43 AM
giggle.
birdbath
7th March 2003, 09:51 AM
hmmmmm
Murtikins
7th March 2003, 09:53 AM
Originally posted by Amergin
Well you can count me out of that little project.
We don't need you! If you're not with us, you're against us!
bb, I've a few names already for the slurry'n'feather treatment.
I think dubya is having a positive impact on my life - I have a more independent outlook now.
Me : I WISH TO CONDUCT SEXUAL RELATIONS NOW
Her : No. Go away. And take off that ridiculous ten-gallon hat.
Me : NON-COMPLIANCE. I SHALL NOW COMMENCE MANUAL HAND-RELIEF
birdbath
7th March 2003, 10:07 AM
how's about 'the jihad posse'?
Hack
7th March 2003, 05:02 PM
So Murt, you bought the last one of dem den?
And that Southside accent does my head in loike. Ever hear Michael McMullin doing sport on Toddy FM? "Helloooo, Oim Moichul McMuuullin..."
padmundo
7th March 2003, 05:17 PM
Well that accent is more of a D4 accent as opposed to a general south dublin accent....
La Chica
11th March 2003, 09:42 AM
The political correspondant on Today FM has the weirdest voice and accent I've heard in a long time. He's usually on a phone from Belfast which dosent' help matters. Can't think of his name.
Bin
11th March 2003, 10:05 AM
Eamon Maillie by the sound of it. MockMollun does my head in too..
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