Celtic Dragon my achin' . . .

[Bossman]

Hey, goys and birls, I'd like you to leave me a laugh for when I get off work tomorrow (which is today for you now)--about 8 or 9 pm, your time. What do you like/hate about the Celtic Dragon. One liners would be preferred. Thanks to all.

[Kisseen]

Greeting Massa Bossman ... looks like the US girls have their wish fulfilled - an American male dosser ..... http://www.p45.net/rant/wink.gif



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[Bossman]

Originally posted by Kisseen:
Greeting Massa Bossman ... looks like the US girls have their wish fulfilled - an American male dosser ..... http://www.p45.net/rant/wink.gif

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Well, Boss, I am what is called a newbie at sites here, so, whatthehellisa doss, anyway? I know, rather thick, ain't I ?

[murph2]

Yep - pretty thick. It's the Celtic Tiger But welcome to the boards anyway!

To doss means to waste time, screw around, have fun. You will be in training until the time you have reached 25 posts. Then and only then you will be promoted to Dosser.

Don't ask what you have to do to be a M.D. I'm sworn to secrecy!


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[murph2]

How did you find us from Hilliard, Ohio btw?

[Bossman]

Originally posted by murph2:
How did you find us from Hilliard, Ohio btw?

Well, you asked somebody of Irish descent, if not actually Irish, so you asked for every long-winded bit of it:

I used to go look at Fox News on-line. One day, I followed a story to a link at Sky News on-line. One day at Sky, I followed a link to the Times of London. Another time, I followed a link to the NY Times. There, I joined their psychotic news group, Abuzz. There, I met an Irish girl (living in Florida) who sent me the P45 URL one day. The NY Times site is all screwed up (they made it "new and improved," and it really sucks now--ifyouknowwhatImeanandI'msureyoudo), so today, bored, I clicked on P45 for a little humor, and behold, I stumbled into this shabeen. Lucky me, huh ?

[Bossman]

BTW, yeah I know, it's Celtic Tiger--that was supposed to be humor: Dragon--draggin', doesn't always work though, huh ?

[red]

...is this a new yank I see before me?

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[Bossman]

No, Boss, just a figment of your imagination . . . pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

[red]

Well welcome welcome....you do realise that your life will never be the same, right?

[Snoopy]

hmmmmmmmm
yank men don't seem to last very long around here! hope you plan to stay for a while. we don't bite. not much anyway. http://www.p45.net/rant/biggrin.gif

[red]

Originally posted by Snoopy:

yank men don't seem to last very long around here!

Very true, I think we've scared off about 5 of them so far....and then we bitch that there's no yank men.... http://www.p45.net/rant/rolleyes.gif

But Ohio???? I dunno if we're that desparate.... http://www.p45.net/rant/wink.gif

[Snoopy]

marking time? does this mean you are in the marching band?

[red]

Originally posted by murph2:

Don't ask what you have to do to be a M.D. I'm sworn to secrecy!



*shudder* Don't remind me murph!!! But hey the therapy's been going great...I can almost leave the house now....

[red]

Originally posted by Snoopy:
does this mean you are in the marching band?

So then this one time, in band camp....

[Snoopy]

red, how you doing? *my sad joey/friends accent*

[red]

Not bad snoops, how YOU doing?

[Snoopy]

i'm grand!

hey busaras... take note that i am trying to use those handy tips on how to sound like a dubliner. http://www.p45.net/rant/wink.gif

[red]

"Grand so"

Hey I just found out I'm going to be in Dublin for christmas for a flying visit so I'd better get practicing on the lingo again... http://www.p45.net/rant/smile.gif

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[Bossman]

Originally posted by Snoopy:
marking time? does this mean you are in the marching band?

No, more like a clock watcher . . . I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.

[Snoopy]

right so there are these kids outside playing in the street. one of them will get inside the big plastic trash bin and the others will push it so that it takes off rolling... http://www.p45.net/rant/rolleyes.gif this is an odd neighborhood.

[red]

Kids these days! In my day we'd have been sat at home watching porn!

[Bossman]

But Ohio???? I dunno if we're that desparate.... http://www.p45.net/rant/wink.gif[/B]

Hey, Boss, don't knock it--you get rid of the idjits here, and me an' them other three guys are a fun bunch. I was born in New Yawk, and lived all over this country. I ended up in Ohio about 12 years ago, and it's rather like living in a field of cattle, you gotta watch where you step, but nobody's like to be aware of what you're doin' :-)

[Snoopy]

red, you are supposed to save your holiday time for the GDP! i am shocked at your priorities! http://www.p45.net/rant/smile.gif

[Snoopy]

Originally posted by red:
Kids these days! In my day we'd have been sat at home watching porn!

we didn't quite get the porn channel at home, but if you flipped back and forth from the channel you could see some skin every now and then. i can still remember my dad yelling at us if he caught us watching the beastie boys on MTV... he was afraid we would turn out to be unruly teenagers. http://www.p45.net/rant/rolleyes.gif

[red]

Originally posted by Snoopy:
red, you are supposed to save your holiday time for the GDP!

Hey! I'm a student! I only get holidays when THEY TELL ME I'm getting holidays! It's not a choice! I'll be knee deep in Con Law when the GDP rolls around.

And a kindly relative donated a ticket home for christmas. I doubt I'd be able to convince the same kindly relative to bring me home so I could er, meet up with, er, these people I know off um, the internet...
http://www.p45.net/rant/rolleyes.gif

[red]

Originally posted by Bossman:
Hey, Boss, don't knock it--you get rid of the idjits here, and me an' them other three guys are a fun bunch.


Hey, I'm only slaggin ya. And stop calling me boss....yer making me feel like Charlie Haughey...

[Snoopy]

hey, we pulled it off before! "yeah so we are great friends..." http://www.p45.net/rant/biggrin.gif

[Snoopy]

did you know that murph and k met my dad, brother, and sister?

[red]

Hey when I was home over the summer, I had a great time trying to explain to my parents and friends who I was meeting up with etc. They must have been like "funny, we never heard of X,Y & Z before....how'd she meet new people in Dublin when she hasn't lived here for 4 years?

[red]

Originally posted by Snoopy:
did you know that murph and k met my dad, brother, and sister?

Well Bus called my parents house and spoke to my mum... (!)

And Pal met my Dad (!)

God help us all....

[Snoopy]

well, my family believe that new york must have a lot of pretty damn good international pubs because i keep meeting people from all over the world at this same ole pub. and my new friends must be rich since they can just casually fly over to new york for a weekend... LOL

[Bossman]

I should probably state at the outset that it has been a habit of mine to address anyone and everyone as Boss--hence, the name I'm usin' here, a lot of people here call me Bossman as a result, I'll try to restrain myself. I knew you were slaggin' me, but it is embarrassing to tell people you live in Ohio, all the same.

[Snoopy]

where is hilliard, near cincinnati?

[red]

Originally posted by Snoopy:
well, my family believe that new york must have a lot of pretty damn good international pubs because i keep meeting people from all over the world at this same ole pub.

LMAO!!! I should have thought of that. I just claimed that everyone was "an old friend from college..." and changed the subject...

Hey Boss, don;t worry, I'd be embarrassed if I was from Ohio too....but we're all friends here so no need to be ashamed http://www.p45.net/rant/smile.gif

[Bossman]

Originally posted by Snoopy:
where is hilliard, near cincinnati?

No, it's in the northwest of Franklin County, a festering pimple on the buttocks of Columbus. I can't stand cities, so I moved here when I could afford it . . .

[Snoopy]

oh my GOD! there is huge fly in my room! where in the hell did this thing come from... http://www.p45.net/rant/eek.gif i swear it is chasing the cat.

[red]

Snoopy, If I've told you once I've told you TEN TIMES....do NOT drink the windex...

[Bossman]

So, anyhow, I gotta run, but, you know i've not been in Ireland in more than 20 yrs, so I'm clueless about what i'd find now . . . so any snide rema . . . I mean, insightful commentary left around for me to read tomorrow would be greatly appreciated.

okseeyahbye