Men who needs them!!

[bohemia]

c'mon sisters, lets tell them where to get off

we have batteries so who needs them

we have sperm banks so who needs them

[Stottle]

Alright feck you then. As they say You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a w#@k!

[male_pig]

I will always be needed by women. Women love me and I love women. Is it wrong for a 28yr old man to be going out with a 16yr old schoolgirl? She is a bit tubby but dynamite in the sack. mmmm that uniform.

[amnesia]

You're right. I'm just still pissed. Some men are worth saving.

[4ofUs]

They're all worth saving just not all are worth letting yourself get close to. Vulnerability is a pisser.

[booty]

I could do with a bloke at the moment, need big hug to stop the pain of my hangover!!!!

I've sort of got a new bloke, he stayed at mine on Friday and I woke up to find I was being massaged from head to toe! Mmmmmmm,

so they do have their uses!!

[Stottle]

Are you sure it was a massage booty, he might have just been rubbing something nasty off his hands!! http://www.p45.net/rant/wink.gif

[booty]

either way babe it is the way to wake up!!!

[Ratarsed]

Does anyone want my man, he's tall, dark, extremely nice arse, however is very clingy!

[booty]

no ta ratarsed, I'm in the rare position that I actually have one of my own!

Clingy is not cool.....spose it's quite sweet to a certain extent....

[Zach]

Bohemia with that kind of anger obviously you do.

[Newgirl]

Clingy can be quite nice to a point but it can also be the beginning of the end.

[Zach]

Jumpers should be clingy, not people.

[Joefuz]

Clingy jumpers? The ones that stick to ye cos of all the static? I've seen a spark jump 6 inches from a persons finger to a metal object cos of clingy jumpers! No, jumpers shouldn't be clingy!

[Zach]

Joefuz in the big city girls wear tight knit jumpers not the static-ridden barn yard variety you don in the country.

[Joefuz]

Galway is technically a city I'll have ye know! Even has a cathedral. So there!

[Newgirl]

But how does a vibrator give you it's jacket when you're cold or put its arm around you when you're together? Actually I'll stop there before it gets too soppy but the questions still stand . . .Oohh, and where do you think the sperm in said banks comes from?

[Dolly]

eh sorry gotta disagree.....

[charlies angel]

disagree with which comment Dolly???

[ellyonn]

Me too.

[ellyonn]

I met a guy last summer who donated to sperm banks. You meet a lot of strange people in this city it has to be said...

[Dolly]

got to disagree with bohemia's comment

[Newgirl]

Sorry bohemia . . .but I'd miss men if they weren't around.

[Newgirl]

Hey guys - I've just noticed that I'm no longer a trainee. This truly is a turning point in my life!!!

[cowboyo]

Bohemia, yer not that Robinson wan from the UN in alias. My head is'nt fit for all this feminist speak.

[amnesia]

Well at this moment I'm of the opinion that some guys don't deserce to exist at least.

The rest can be milked for their sperm in the meantime, and also till vibrator stocls are up to standard.....

[bear]

nope don't feel like snuggling up to a teddy bear...men are very useful..tee hee...

[cowboyo]

Amnesia, such hostility is not becoming of you!!